Censor Jokes

  • Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

    Because the censor erased the letter "s".

  • What do Russians use to censor websites?

    The Inter-nyet.

  • How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

  • Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

    THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

  • What did the /r/news mod say to the other /r/news mod?

    censored