What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?
Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.
Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?
Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.
What did you think of the chapter on frogs?
Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.
What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?
The plot thickens!
What do the Irish do after winning the world cup?
They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark
What do you call a group of girls all named Paige?