Chapter Jokes

  • What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

    Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

  • Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

    Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

  • What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

    Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

  • What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

    The plot thickens!

  • What do the Irish do after winning the world cup?

    They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

  • What do you call a group of girls all named Paige?

    A chapter.