Charity Jokes

  • Why don't oysters give to charity?

    They are shellfish.

  • How about the No Bucket Challenge?

    Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.

  • Why don't crabs give to charities?

    They are shellfish.

  • Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

    Because they're shellfish.

  • How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

    All your stuff has been donated to charity

  • Why don't crabs give to charity?

    Because they are shellfish

  • Why do crabs never give to charity?

    Because they’re shellfish.

  • Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

    He was shellfish.

  • Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

    Because they're shellfish.

  • Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

    Cuz they're not for prophets.

  • Why don't prawns give to charity?

    Because they're shellfish.