Checkmate Jokes

  • Who ate all the cookies?

    5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

  • Why can't you checkmate a christian?

    Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

  • Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

    Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

  • What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?


  • What is Checkmate?

    You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

  • How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

    with an en croissant