Cheese Jokes
-
What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?
Camembert!
-
Why did the cheese cry?
It was degrating.
-
Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?
It was legend dairy.
-
What do you call an aggresive white guy that over-acts in a movie?
A salty cracker with cheese.
-
What's better than cheese?
A cheese grater
-
What did the cheese say to its reflection?
Halloumi!
-
What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
-
What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
NA'CHO CHEESE
-
What does God smell like?
Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese
-
What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?
Hallooooo me!
-
What's Medusa's favorite kind of cheese?
Gorgonzola.
-
What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?
gets arrested*
-
What kind of cheese gives out money?
Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:
-
What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror?
halloumi
-
What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
A cracker with cheese
-
What type of cheese lives under your bed?
Muenster.
-
What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument?
A double quarter pounder with cheese.
-
What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan?
Battle Royale with cheese
-
What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?
Maaaac
-
What do you call a midget with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
-
What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?
Thanks I'll just have a sliver !
-
What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?
Cottage cheese.
-
What's a monk's favorite kind of cheese?
Smoked buddha.
-
What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?
A paddy melt!!
-
Why don't French people smile in pictures?
The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".
-
What do you call cheese that's not yours ?
Nacho cheese
-
What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?
One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.
-
Why did the man put cheese on his computer?
A: He wanted to feed the mouse.
-
What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?
a quarter pounder with cheese.
-
What do you call a girl with anorexia and a yeast infection?
a quarter pounder with cheese.
-
What do you call a quaterpounder with cheese in Zimbabwe?
A yeast infection!
-
What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?
The curds get in the whey!
-
How did I boast to the cheese I made myself?
Gruyere."
-
What cheese do you use to hide a horse?
Mascarpone!
-
What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?
Cheese was.
-
How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?
Liver alone, cheese mine!
-
What is the most independent kind of cheese?
Prov alone.
-
What do you call a cheese that's not yours?
My cheese!
-
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?
Quarter-pounder with cheese
-
How can we possibly improve this?
Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"
-
How do cheese strings work?
I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work
-
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
-
Why didn't the cheese get sliced?
It was destined for grater.
-
How is making cheese like invading Syria?
You get some Kurds in the way.
-
How do you discuss cheese with a Welshman?
Very Caerphilly.
-
Which cheese is the loneliest?
Prov-alone!
-
What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?
Camenbert
-
What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?
Camembert
-
What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?
A Wurst-Kse Scenario
-
What is Rhiannas favorite type of cheese?
mozzarella-ella-ella
-
What is a sorority girl's favorite type of cheese?
Feta
-
What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?
Mascarpone
-
Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?
Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.
-
Who's there ! Bologna ! Bologna who ?
Bologna & cheese !
-
What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?
Rats!
-
What does cheese say when you take its picture?
Make sure you get my Gouda side!
-
Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?
Coz 'e-mmental!
-
What do you call cheese that isn't yours...?
Not *your* cheese!
-
What's Medusa's favorite type of cheese?
Gorgon*zola
-
Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?
Because he's not a rat.
-
What do you call an anorexic with thrush?
A quarter pounder with cheese
-
What did the milk say to the cheese?
Hey, you're old!
-
What do you call an anorexic lady with a yeast infection?
A Quarter Ponder with Cheese.
-
What do they call Independence Day in France?
A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)
-
What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?
Smoked Muenster.
-
What do you call an anorexic blonde with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese !
-
What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?
I rest my queso.
-
What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?
Cracka-lackin
-
What do you call a Mexican drowning in a vat of cheese?
Nacho problem.
-
What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?
Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.
-
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?
A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum
-
Where do cheeses go to the bathroom?
In a Parma-John.
-
What do you call cheese that is not yours?
Nacho Cheese.
-
What did the mouse say to the webcam?
Cheese.
-
What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?
Thank you I'll just have a slither.
-
What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?
Quarter pounder with cheese!
-
What type of cheese is made backwards?
Edam
-
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
Haloumi!
-
What cheese is not yours?
Not your cheese....
-
Who is the commander of cheese?
Sargento
-
What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?
That's no whey to go through life, son.
-
What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?
Battle Royale with cheese.
-
What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?
Mi Kase es su Kase.
-
What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?
Camembert!
-
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese
-
Which cheese is schizophrenic?
Halloumi
-
What state makes exclusively swiss cheese?
Swisconsin.
-
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection?
A cracker with cheese.
-
What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?
taking out a provoloan
-
What kind of cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
-
What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?
Halloumi! (Hello me)
-
Why was the cheese so sad?
Because it was provOLONE
-
What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?
NACHO-CHEESE
-
What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
-
Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?
SNOE
-
What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?
NACHO CHEESE!
-
What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
-
What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese
-
What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?
About 100 French people right now
-
What do you call a Ethiopian with gonorrhoea?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
-
What cheese can never be yours?
Nacho cheese.
-
Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?
Because Jesus took the wheel.
-
How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?
A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.
-
How do you get wishes from cheese?
You fed-a-genie!
-
Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?
Because he blue cheese...
-
What do you call cheese that is by itself?
Provolone
-
What kind of cheese?
Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."
-
What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?
One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)
-
What did one cheese say to the other?
I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!
-
What do you call the god of cheese?
Cheesus
-
What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese
-
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Someone else's cheese.
-
Why do white people like cheese so much?
Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.
-
How does cheese get more mature?
Fromage
-
What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?
Camembert
-
What did God say to the cheese that sinned?
Gouda Hell.
-
What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?
Mac in cheese
-
What do you say to an art student with a job?
Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"
-
What cheese is used to block online streaming?
Edam
-
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Colby Jack's.
-
What musical instrument goes with cheese?
Picklelo.
-
Who's cheese is on those chips?
Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.
-
What's Emperor Palpatine's favorite kind of cheese?
Gouda, gouda..."
-
What do you call cheese by itself?
Provolone.
-
What cheese can never be yours?
Nacho cheese.
-
Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?
Because it's a loaded question!
-
What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?
Quarter-pounder with cheese
-
What is Gucci Mane's favorite kind of cheese?
Gruyauuuurrrrrrrrrr
-
What do you call an arcade in eastern europe?
czech-e-cheese
-
What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?
Camembert!
-
How does Jennifer Lopez like her cheese?
From the block.
-
What do you want on your tombstone?
Pepperoni and cheese.
-
What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese?
There are twenty of them.
-
What do cheese and cancer have in common?
Americans put it everywhere!
-
What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?
He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.
-
What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?
Leave my provolone!
-
What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?
Mascarpone!
-
Why did the cheese go to the museum?
To get cultured
-
What kind of house does cheese like to live in?
A cottage"
-
What type of cheese is not yours?
Nacho cheese!!!
-
What sweetie?
Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..
-
What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
-
What type of cheese is strong?
Shredded cheese.
-
What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?
Swish cheese.
-
How have you done that?
I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.
-
Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?
because they're inbred
-
What do you call an Italian guy whos afraid of cheese?
Alfredo
-
What's a mouse's favourite record ?
Please cheese me !
-
What is a mouse's favorite record ?
Please cheese me' !
-
What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
-
What kind of sandwich is this?
She asks. "It cheese ma."
-
What cheese is the most religious?
Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)