Cheetah Jokes

  • Why can a Cheetah not hide?

    Because it's always spotted.

  • Why did the lion lose at poker?

    He was playing with a cheetah.

  • Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

    A Cheetah.

  • Why was everyone mad after the annual animal race?

    Because the winner was a cheetah

  • What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

    A cheetah

  • What animal is faster than a cheetah?

    A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

  • Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

    Too many cheetahs!

  • Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

    Too many cheetahs.

  • Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

    There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

  • Why is there no gambling in Africa?

    Too many cheetahs.

  • What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

    A Cheetah.

  • What's the most disloyal animal to it's mate?

    A cheetah.

  • Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

    Too many cheetahs

  • Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

    Too many cheetahs

  • Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

    because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

  • Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

    Too many cheetahs..

  • Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

    Too many Cheetahs.

  • Why did the lion always lose at poker?

    He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

  • What is the fastest insect in the World?

    Lice" Why ... Because it is latching on a running Cheetah.

  • Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

    Because there's too many cheetahs!

  • Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

    too many cheetahs

  • Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

    Too many cheetahs.

  • Which big cat should you never play cards with ?

    A cheetah !

  • What do you call a married cougar?

    A cheetah.

  • How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

    You don't, they're already spotted!

  • Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

    They might be cheetahs!

  • Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

    Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

  • Why are giraffes so tall?

    Because cheetahs are faster.

  • Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

    He was a cheetah.

  • Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

    Because there are too many cheetahs.

  • Why do felines always win board games?

    Because they are cheetahs.

  • Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

    Too many cheetahs.

  • What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

    A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

  • Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

    Because of all the cheetahs !

  • What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

    Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

  • What animal should you never play cards with?

    A cheetah

  • Why did that animal's wife get a divorce?

    Because he was a cheetah.

  • Why can't animals take tests?

    Too many cheetahs!!!!

  • When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

    The Cheetahs!

  • Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

    Too many cheetahs

  • Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

    Because its not a cheetah.

  • Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

    There are too many cheetahs.

  • Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

    Because there's always a cheetah

  • Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa ?

    Because of all the Cheetahs!