Chemistry Jokes

  • What is 007's favorite subject at school?

    Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

  • Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

    Because they never get a reaction.

  • Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

    He thought the bond was ironic.

  • What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

    He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

  • Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

    He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

  • Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced?

    There was no chemistry.

  • Why will I go down in history?

    I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

  • Why do people say love is like chemistry?

    Because you can put it in someones drink

  • Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along?

    Because they have no chemistry

  • Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

    They didn't have any chemistry.

  • Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

    There was no chemistry.

  • Why don't biology and physics get on?

    They lack chemistry.

  • What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

    Barium

  • What do you call a difficult problem in chemistry?

    A chemystery.

  • What career choice to hippies usually pick?

    Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

  • What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

    STUPID AMERICAN!