Chest Jokes

  • Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

    Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

  • What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

    I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

  • What the quickest way to a mans heart?

    Though his chest with a knife

  • What makes the Palestinians tick?

    Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

  • What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

    I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

  • What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

    A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

  • What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

    I've never had a lentil on my chest.

  • What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

    Dinomite

  • What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

    I've never had a lima bean on my chest

  • What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

    No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

  • What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

    I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

  • Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

    He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

  • What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

    I've never had a lintel on my chest.

  • What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

    I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.