Chicago Jokes

  • What do you call a chica on the go?


  • What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

    Call Baltimore, M.D.

  • What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

    Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

  • Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings?

    De Beers

  • How long is the flight?

    A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

  • Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

    To Chicago

  • What is Illinois known for?

    The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

  • What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?


  • What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

    Stop. Police."

  • What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

    They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

  • Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

    Because 'Illinois you!

  • What do you call an international diamond monopoly turned Chicago football team?

    Da Beers

  • What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common?

    The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)