Chick Jokes

  • What do chicks and jobs have in common?

    They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.

  • How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

    Chick to chick !

  • How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

    A lot of good yolks!

  • What do a chick and KFC have in common?

    Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

  • Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?

    A: To meet chicks.

  • Why did yo girl cross the road?

    Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

  • What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

    Then I can bang other chicks "

  • What did the hen say to his bar pals?

    Let's get some chicks!

  • Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

    He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

  • What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

    Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

  • Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

    To pick up some chicks.

  • Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

    Chicks are for kids!

  • Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

    Chicks dig stars.

  • Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?


  • Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

    Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

  • How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ?

    With a dustpan..

  • How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

    Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

  • What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

    Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

  • What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

    When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

  • Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

    Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

  • Why is it easy for chicks to talk ?

    Because talk is cheep !

  • What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

    Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

  • Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

    Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

  • Why was the Easter Egg so happy?

    He just got laid by some chick!

  • What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

    Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!