Chick Pea Jokes

  • What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

    I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

  • What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

    You would pay to have a potato on you...

  • What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

    Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

  • What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

    I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

  • What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

    I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

  • What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

    I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

  • What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

    I falafel.