Chin Jokes

  • How do Muslims do foreplay?

    They tickle the goat on the chin.

  • What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

    Tickle the goat under it's chin.

  • How do you castrate the pope?

    Kick the altar boy in the chin.

  • Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

    Kick the alter boy in the chin

  • What do you call balls on the wall?

    Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

  • What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

    Not enough cement

  • What do you say to a depressed, overweight person?

    Keep your chins up.

  • What experience do you have plucking chickens?

    Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.

  • What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

    He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

  • What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad?

    Chin up pal.

  • What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

    A: Tulips.

  • How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

    A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

  • How do u castrate a priest ?

    Kick the alter boy in the chin )

  • What's the most encouraging calisthenic?

    Chin-ups!

  • Who's there ! Chin and Tony ! Chin and Tony who ?

    Chin and Tonyk !