Chinaman Jokes

  • How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

    Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

  • What times does the chinaman go to the dentist?

    Tooth-hurty

  • How Long is a Chinamen?

    Yes he is.

  • What do you call a Chinaman that does everything given what other people do?

    Bayesian.

  • What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

    No Peking!

  • How long is a submarine?

    No, How Long is a Chinaman.

  • How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

  • How long is a Chinaman?

    How long IS a chinaman