Chinese Guy Jokes

  • What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

    Honey, why the wrong face

  • What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

    You got the Wong guy.

  • What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

    Thai-Won Shu.

  • What do you call two chinese guys in a firebird?

    Gooks of Hazard

  • What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing?

    Lmao

  • What did the chinese guy say to the mongoose?

    Bing fwong dong 9/11