Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes

  • How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

    Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

  • How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

    10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

  • How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

    A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.