Choir Jokes

  • Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

    They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

  • Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

    So they can carry their tune

  • How did the blind priest find the choir boys?

    Satisfying.

  • When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

    When the choir boys have diarrhea.

  • What did the priest have to say?

    He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."

  • Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

    All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

  • Why can't priests have children?

    Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.