Chopstick Jokes

  • What is another name for a knife?

    A chopstick!

  • Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

    Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

  • What's a Drummer's favorite food?

    Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

  • What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

    Chopsticks