Chris Christie Jokes

  • What did Chris Christie say when asked if he had plans to run in the 2016 presidential election?

    After giving it a substantial amount of thought and discussing it with my advisors, I've decided against it. I mean, I'd love to, and I appreciate those who'd support me, but I feel like I wouldn't be able to take the stress mentally- and physically." After being asked what physical stress he'd experience, he responded: "I don't think I'd be able to handle that much running."

  • Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

    He would've found it hard to digest.

  • Why is Chris Christie such a successful man?

    Because he is too big to fail.

  • What Did Chris Christie Give Up For Lent?

    The US Presidential Campaign!