Chris Christie Jokes
What did Chris Christie say when asked if he had plans to run in the 2016 presidential election?
After giving it a substantial amount of thought and discussing it with my advisors, I've decided against it. I mean, I'd love to, and I appreciate those who'd support me, but I feel like I wouldn't be able to take the stress mentally- and physically." After being asked what physical stress he'd experience, he responded: "I don't think I'd be able to handle that much running."
Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?
He would've found it hard to digest.
Why is Chris Christie such a successful man?
Because he is too big to fail.
What Did Chris Christie Give Up For Lent?
The US Presidential Campaign!