Christians Jokes

  • Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians?

    No one.

  • How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

    Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

  • What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

    They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

  • Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

    They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.

  • What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

    Anti amine's

  • How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?

    three, but they're really one

  • What is a Christians Favorite Insect?

    The Praying Mantis

  • Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

    They're trying to destroy the evidence.

  • Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

    It's more fun to break wind

  • Why do christians avoid trigonometry ?

    because there is alot of sin going on.

  • Why do Christians like Swiss cheese?

    It's holey.

  • How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

    Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

  • What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

    They pick and choose what they want to believe.

  • What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

    Kanye's not him.

  • Why are Christians so bad at Trigonometry ?

    They're afraid of sin

  • Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

    Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

  • What's a Christians worst enemy?

    Logic.

  • What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

    Christians pay for their sins