Circle Jokes

  • How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

  • What did the triangle say to the circle?

    Why are you so pointless

  • Why was the geometry teacher so dizzy?

    Cause he kept going in circles...

  • Why did your car just spin around in circles?

    Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

  • What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

    NASCOW

  • How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

    nail the other hand to the floor.

  • How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

    Nail it's other hand to the floor.

  • How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

    Nail its other hand to the floor.

  • Why was the rabbit hopping in circles?

    Because I shot its leg off.

  • Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

    They like horsin' around.

  • What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

    A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

  • Why are you driving that car in circles?

    Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

  • What's a Canadian Anarchist's favorite shape?

    A circle, eh.

  • Why do dogs run in circles?

    Because it's harder to run in squares.

  • How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

    Pin its other hand to the ground.

  • Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

    Because they had a point

  • Why did the guy not draw a circle?

    Because there was no point.

  • Why do dogs run in circles ?

    Because its hard to run in squares !

  • What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

    Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

  • What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

    Groanhenge

  • Why does nobody talk to circles?

    Because there is no point!

  • Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

    Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

  • Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

    A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.

  • How does a one armed man row a boat?

    In a circle.

  • Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

    ghost buzzards

  • How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

    Take away her rights.

  • What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

    A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

  • Why did the shark swim in circles?

    He had a nosebleed.

  • What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?

    A: A dope ring.

  • What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

    Stop going in circles and get to the point.

  • What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

    The purr-rimiter.

  • How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

    Nail its other hand to the floor.

  • How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

    Nail its other hand to the floor.

  • Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

    Nail its other hand to the floor.

  • What is grosser that gross?

    Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.

  • What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ?

    2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

  • Why did the dog run in circles?

    He was a watchdog and needed winding.

  • What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

    Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

  • How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

    Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

  • Why did the square breakup with the circle?

    She wasn't edgy enough!

  • Why are circles so knowledgeable?

    Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.

  • Why is it called "the circle of life"?

    Because it's pointless.