Citizen Jokes

  • Which Nordic country should you never be a part of?

    Finland. Once you're a citizen, that's it! You're Finnish! It's over.

  • Why did the US citizen cross the road?

    To cross the border into Canada.

  • Why does Batman wear a mask?

    Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

  • Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

    Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

  • When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T>1?

    Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

  • What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?

    Ben Ching.

  • Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

    A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

  • Why are Peruvians always deported?

    Because they can't Peruve they're citizens

  • Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

    He thought it was his civic doodie!