Which Nordic country should you never be a part of?
Finland. Once you're a citizen, that's it! You're Finnish! It's over.
Why did the US citizen cross the road?
To cross the border into Canada.
Why does Batman wear a mask?
Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis
Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?
Meh. They just aren't in' uit.
When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T>1?
Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor
What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?
Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?
A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)
Why are Peruvians always deported?
Because they can't Peruve they're citizens
Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?
He thought it was his civic doodie!