Civil War Jokes

  • What do you call an election in Syria?

    A civil war

  • Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

    He doesn't work well with Vision

  • What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

    Too many Negus.

  • What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

    Civil War

  • Why do the French have so many civil wars?

    So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

  • Who fought in the Civil War?

    Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

  • Why did the French have so many civil wars?

    So they could win one.

  • How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

    Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

  • What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

    Morgan.

  • Why should civil war be taken seriously?

    Because it's Syria's business.