How do clams communicate?
A shell phone!
What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?
You're so shelfish!
What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?
What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?
Her clam smells like fish!
Why did the clam get in an accident?
He was talking on his shellphone.
Why did the clam go to jail?
For setting up illegal shell companies!
What does a clam do on his birthday?
Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?
Because clams are shelf-ish.
Why didn't the clam share his ipod?
He was shellfish.
What game do lesbians like to play?
Clash of Clams
What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?
The clam before the storm!