What do you call Santa without toys?
A lost Clause
Who corrects Santa's grammar?
A subordinate Clause.
Where did Santa meet his wife?
Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses
What is the difference between cats and commas?
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?
One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?
Because Santa came early this year.