Clause Jokes

  • What do you call Santa without toys?

    A lost Clause

  • Who corrects Santa's grammar?

    A subordinate Clause.

  • Where did Santa meet his wife?

    Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

  • What is the difference between cats and commas?

    This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

  • What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

    One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

  • Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

    Because Santa came early this year.