Cliff Jokes
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What did the mountain climber name his son?
Cliff
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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
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What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?
Baa-Dum-Sss
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Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?
To throw the Roadrunner off.
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What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?
The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.
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What did the cliff say to the landslide?
Chalk to you later.
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Who's there ?
Cliff ! Cliff who Cliff hanger !
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What's a mixed feeling?
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
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How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?
Put a redneck behind it.
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Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?
Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
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Why did the ram run off the cliff?
He didn't see the ewe turn.
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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
She was wearing mittens
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Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?
He was a Wise Potato Chip.
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What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?
Geronimoo!"
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Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?
A: Because it had no guts.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?
A precipuss.
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Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?
So it would push back.
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Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?
Because they push back harder.
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Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?
He wanted to test out his new air brakes.
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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?
So in the end they didn't even splatter.
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How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?
Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.
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Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?
The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!
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What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?
A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff
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What do you call a woman who fell off a cliff?
Eileen Dover...
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Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?
A: She thought her maxi pad had wings
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What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?
Pikachu, that's all he can say.
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What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?
A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)
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Who's there ! Ankara ! Ankara who ?
Ankara went off the cliff !
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Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?
Tequila
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Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?
He wanted to try out his new air brakes.
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What did the mountain climber name his son?
Cliff.
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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?
Nothing, she was wearing mittens.
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What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?
Bouncy Beyonce.
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What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
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Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?
She had mittens on.
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What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?
A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays
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What are mixed feelings?
Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
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How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?
A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.
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What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?
Legendary
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How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?
Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."
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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?
Nothing, she had her mittens on.
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What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?
They were my friends :(
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What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?
A pleasant erection
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What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?
They were my friends. :(
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What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?
Dog gone!
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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?
Ford was my best friend.