Climax Jokes

  • What's the best part of a movie?

    The climax.

  • What's worse than peaking in high school?

    Climaxing to middle schoolers.

  • What did Jack Frost say at his climax?

    Winter is coming"

  • What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine ?

    A second line

  • What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

    I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

  • What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

    I'm arriving

  • What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

    Me.