Coal Jokes

  • What do you call coffee made from coal?


  • What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

    50 shades of grey's anatomy

  • What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

    Carbon dating.

  • Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas?

    Because he was on the nautilust.

  • What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

    A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

  • What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

    I can see!"

  • What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

    Carbon Dating.

  • Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

    They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.