Coast Guard Jokes

  • Why couldn't the Coast Guard save the hippie?

    Because he was wayyy far out man.

  • Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

    To help them find missing sea men.

  • Why didn't the coast guard save the hippy?

    He was too far out!

  • Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

    So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.