Coat Hanger Jokes
What's the difference between Joan Crawford and an abortion doctor ?
When Joan used a coat-hanger on Cheryl, she was already out of the womb.
What's the best part about locking your keys in the car at an abortion clinic?
Plenty of coat hangers.
What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.