Coat Hanger Jokes

  • What's the difference between Joan Crawford and an abortion doctor ?

    When Joan used a coat-hanger on Cheryl, she was already out of the womb.

  • What's the best part about locking your keys in the car at an abortion clinic?

    Plenty of coat hangers.

  • What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

    Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.