Coathanger Jokes

  • What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

    Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

  • What's worse than locking your keys in you car outside an abortion clinic?

    Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger

  • What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

    Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

  • Whats the worst part of locking your keys in your car at an abortion clinic parking lot?

    Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger.

  • What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

    They can both bring out the child from within.

  • What can bring out your inner child?

    A coathanger.