Code Jokes

  • What's the code name for a nitrogen molecule?

    Double 07.

  • What is Anon's favorite coding language?

    Fortran

  • How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

    Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

  • What's the programmer's favorite drug?

    A line of code.

  • What has 6 legs bits and talks in code ?

    A morese-quito !

  • Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

    He did too much coding.

  • What did the HTML coding dog say?

    Href Href!

  • What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

    HTMelt

  • How can you tell if the code is broken?

    SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it