Coin Jokes

  • What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

    A coin to scratch it with.

  • Why do people throw coins into foutains?

    Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

  • Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

    Because the only constant is change.

  • What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

    They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

  • Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

    When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

  • What is 10 years with me?

    Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

  • What do coins call each other?


  • How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

  • Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

    Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!

  • What has a head, a tail, and no body?

    A coin!

  • Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

    There was some money in the kitty !

  • Why was the germiphobe scared of coins?

    Because he was afraid of change.

  • Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

    Because white girls cant even

  • How would you describe your past work?

    Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.