Cold Day Jokes

  • What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

    new gloves for the cold days

  • What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

    A little otter

  • What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

    It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

  • What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

    A coat of arms!

  • Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

    Because it's a cold day in hell....