Cold Day Jokes
What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?
new gloves for the cold days
What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?
A little otter
What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?
It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
What does an octopus wear on a cold day?
A coat of arms!
Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?
Because it's a cold day in hell....