Cold Foot Jokes

  • Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

    So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

  • Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

    He had cold feet.

  • Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

    Because he got cold feet.

  • Why don't penguins ever get married?

    They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.

  • Why are penguins so shy?

    They always get cold feet.

  • Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

    Because he got cold feet.

  • What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

    A Puthy