College Jokes

  • Where did the universe attend college?

    At the university.

  • What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

    Bye, son."

  • What do you want to be when you leave college?

    Student: "Alive".

  • What does the chicken do to get through college?

    She strips.

  • What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college?

    Bison

  • What did the mama buffalo say to her son when he left for college?

    Bison"

  • Where did the mobster go to college?

    Whas-a-matta U.

  • Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

    Psi Phi.

  • Why did the women's studies major go to college?

    To study a broad

  • What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

    Bison

  • What was Spider Man's major in college?

    Web Design.

  • What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

    Bison.

  • What do you call a black guy at college?

    A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

  • When will my baby move?

    With any luck, right after it finishes college.

  • Where do galaxies go to college?

    University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

  • Which college course does a feminist take?

    Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.

  • Where did the small road go to college?

    Tulane University

  • Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

    Her GPA was unda da C.

  • What college did the eyeball go to?

    ICU.

  • What do you call a black guy who goes to college?

    A Basketball player.

  • What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

    Bison

  • What did the buffalo say to his son before he went to college?

    Bison.

  • What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

    They Turnip

  • What do uou call a hot dog in college?

    A FRATwurst! Hahahahahaha

  • What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

    An ese.

  • Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

    His grades were below sea level

  • How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

    All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

  • What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

    Their Master's.

  • What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

    A: "Would you like fries with that "

  • What do cats major in college?

    String theory!!

  • What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

    Bi-son

  • Why didn't the sun go to college?

    It already had 10 thousand degrees.

  • What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

    A Graduated cylinder.

  • Why didn't the bear go to college?

    Because bears don't go to college.

  • Why don't women need to go to college?

    Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

  • Why did the ninja go to college?

    He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

  • What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

    Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

  • What was Spiderman's major in college?

    Web Design

  • What subject did Dracula major in during college?

    AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

  • What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

    Bison.

  • What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

    Bison

  • Why didn't Lebron go to college?

    he didn't want to show up for the finals

  • Why did Bruce Jenner go back to college?

    So he could spend a semester a broad.

  • Why is there only women's studies in college, but not men's?

    Because we call men's studies history.

  • How do we know that slaves went to college?

    They all had masters

  • Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

    Wookiepedia

  • Why didn't Jesus get into college?

    Because he got nailed on the boards.

  • What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

    Coagulations!

  • Why do we need to go to college?

    Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

  • What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

    Bison.

  • Why doesn't the sun go to college?

    It's extremely bright, it already has 28 million degrees.

  • Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

    Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

  • Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?

    Johns Hopkins!

  • Why did the M&M 's go to college?

    Because they wanted to be smarties.

  • What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

    If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

  • What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

    BYE-SON!

  • What did the music thief do in college?

    Take notes.

  • What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

    By son.

  • How can a dog afford to go to college?

    Furnancial Aid

  • Why go to college?

    There's Google.

  • Where did Michael Jackson go to college?

    BringemYoung University

  • Where do skunks go to college?

    P.U.

  • What do you call a can after it completes college?

    A graduated cylinder.

  • What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college?

    Bison

  • What college did Michael Jackson go to?

    Bringham Young

  • Where did the pirate go to college?

    Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

  • What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

    Bison

  • What did the grizzly bear study at college?

    He was an Ursa Major

  • What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

    Bison!