College Jokes
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Where did the universe attend college?
At the university.
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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?
Bye, son."
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What do you want to be when you leave college?
Student: "Alive".
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What does the chicken do to get through college?
She strips.
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What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college?
Bison
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What did the mama buffalo say to her son when he left for college?
Bison"
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Where did the mobster go to college?
Whas-a-matta U.
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Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?
Psi Phi.
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Why did the women's studies major go to college?
To study a broad
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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?
Bison
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What was Spider Man's major in college?
Web Design.
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What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?
Bison.
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What do you call a black guy at college?
A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.
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When will my baby move?
With any luck, right after it finishes college.
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Where do galaxies go to college?
University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)
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Which college course does a feminist take?
Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.
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Where did the small road go to college?
Tulane University
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Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?
Her GPA was unda da C.
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What college did the eyeball go to?
ICU.
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What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A Basketball player.
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What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?
Bison
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What did the buffalo say to his son before he went to college?
Bison.
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What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?
They Turnip
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What do uou call a hot dog in college?
A FRATwurst! Hahahahahaha
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What is something all Hispanic people write in college?
An ese.
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Why did the fish not get accepted into college?
His grades were below sea level
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How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?
All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.
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What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?
Their Master's.
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What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?
A: "Would you like fries with that "
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What do cats major in college?
String theory!!
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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?
Bi-son
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Why didn't the sun go to college?
It already had 10 thousand degrees.
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What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?
A Graduated cylinder.
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Why didn't the bear go to college?
Because bears don't go to college.
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Why don't women need to go to college?
Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.
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Why did the ninja go to college?
He wanted to be a ninja-neer.
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What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?
Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.
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What was Spiderman's major in college?
Web Design
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What subject did Dracula major in during college?
AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.
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What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?
Bison.
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What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Bison
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Why didn't Lebron go to college?
he didn't want to show up for the finals
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Why did Bruce Jenner go back to college?
So he could spend a semester a broad.
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Why is there only women's studies in college, but not men's?
Because we call men's studies history.
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How do we know that slaves went to college?
They all had masters
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Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?
Wookiepedia
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Why didn't Jesus get into college?
Because he got nailed on the boards.
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What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?
Coagulations!
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Why do we need to go to college?
Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans
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What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?
Bison.
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Why doesn't the sun go to college?
It's extremely bright, it already has 28 million degrees.
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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?
Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan
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Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?
Johns Hopkins!
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Why did the M&M 's go to college?
Because they wanted to be smarties.
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What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?
If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.
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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?
BYE-SON!
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What did the music thief do in college?
Take notes.
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What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?
By son.
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How can a dog afford to go to college?
Furnancial Aid
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Why go to college?
There's Google.
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Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
BringemYoung University
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Where do skunks go to college?
P.U.
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What do you call a can after it completes college?
A graduated cylinder.
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What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college?
Bison
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What college did Michael Jackson go to?
Bringham Young
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Where did the pirate go to college?
Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.
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What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?
Bison
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What did the grizzly bear study at college?
He was an Ursa Major
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What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?
Bison!