Color Jokes

  • How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

    When the color of the license plates start to change.

  • What color is the sun?

    ampnbsp Yellow.

  • What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?


  • What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

    A: The color.

  • What color is a cheerleader?

    A: Yeller.

  • What does a color blind racist say?

    I don't see color I see race

  • What do Muslim children color with?

    A Quran

  • How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

    Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

  • How does Bono spell color?

    With or without "u"

  • Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

    Because these colors don't run.

  • Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

    They had a reptile dysfunction.

  • What is the color of the wind?

    A. Blew.

  • What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

    Reptile - disfunction

  • What is the most racist house chore?

    Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.

  • What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

    He has a reptile dysfunction.

  • Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

    Because these colors don't run

  • Which color is the coldest?


  • What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

    Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

  • What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

    A reptile dysfunction.

  • How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

    All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

  • What color should I get?

    Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

  • Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

    They just pray the gray away

  • How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

    Artificial intelligence!

  • What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

    A pigment of your imagination.

  • What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

    A trans-ginger

  • How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

    Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

  • What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

    My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

  • How can we stop ISIS?

    EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

  • What Color Is It?

    In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

  • What kind of food can you color with?

    A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5

  • How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

    All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

  • What Joe?

    Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

  • Whats your name?

    Whats the color of the sky ... Me: whats your name You:(insert name) Me:whats the color of the sky You:blue Me:whats my name Now put it all together.

  • What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

    A reptile dysfunction

  • Which color confuses an idiot?


  • What is it called when you dream in color?

    A chromatose

  • What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

    Cell shading.

  • Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

    Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

  • What color was George Washington's white horse?

    Haha morons

  • Who isn't white or black but shows you no color?

    A Rod

  • What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

    One protects all colors.

  • What color is the most metal?

    Ma a

  • What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

    Ereptile dysfunction

  • What color are mirrors?

    I don't know, let's reflect on this.

  • What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

    Ecru, Brute "

  • What color are apples?

    BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

  • What did you do at preschool?

    3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

  • How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?


  • What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

    The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

  • Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

    Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

  • What if I color on you?

    What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

  • What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

    Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

  • What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

    The laundromat.

  • What color is the wind?

    Son: "What color is the wind " Mom: "The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent" Dad: "The wind is blue" Mom: "Blue How so " Dad: "Because the wind blew"

  • What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

    Reptile disfunction

  • What do you want for Christmas?

    Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

  • What color do you think Eddie Smurphy was?

    Blue, you racists

  • Which color do Colombian communists hate the most?


  • What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur?


  • What do colors say when they laugh?


  • What color were Kurt Cobaine's eyes?

    Blue. One blue one way and one blue the other way.

  • Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

    Her arms are amputated.

  • What color is this?

    4: McDonalds The end

  • What color is ice?