Dead Baby Jokes
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Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?
Your erection....
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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
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What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bricks ?
Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork.
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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?
Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)
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What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?
The dead baby can feed a family of four.
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What's funnier than a crying baby?
A dead baby.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?
Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.
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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?
A dead baby can feed a family of four
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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?
I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.
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What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies?
Nickelback
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What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can?
Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.
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What's worse than a Jimmy John's full of dead babies?
A Subway full of live ones.
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What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby?
The redditor never gets gold
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How did the dead baby get across the road?
Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....
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What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?
Hiding the erection.
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What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?
They're both D-composed.
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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
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What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?
I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.
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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.
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What's the best thing about a dead baby?
The aftertaste.
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How many dead babies can fit inside a Bio-dumpster?
16
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What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night?
Her dead baby.
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What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?
Art
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What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?
My erection.
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What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?
Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.
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What's worst than a dead baby in a trash can?
A dead baby in three trash cans.
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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?
I don't have a corvette in my garage.
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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.
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What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.
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What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?
Isaac Newton died a virgin
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Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?
A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.
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What is worse than a dead baby in a garbage bag?
A dead baby in two garbage bags.
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What's even worse than five dead babies in a dustbin?
One dead baby in five dustbins.
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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead baby?
I don't have a Lamborghini
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How many dead babies do you need to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them
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Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was attached to my bumper...
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How do you paint a wall with dead babies?
It depends how hard you throw them.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?
I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.
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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?
Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.
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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?
I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.
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How many dead babies can you fit in a phone booth?
78.5
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What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?
I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
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What's the difference between babies and love?
Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.
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What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can?
One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke
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How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?
With a pitchfork!
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What's funnier than a dead baby?
Dead baby in clowns costume.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?
There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?
I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time
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What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?
A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?
There isn't one...
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What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?
A pleasant erection
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Why are bad jokes like dead babies?
Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.
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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
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What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?
There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?
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What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
A dead baby in 6 trash cans.
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Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?
Stealing candy from a dead baby.
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Whats the difference....?
What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.
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What diapers should you put on a dead baby?
Pamperspired.
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What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?
stopping it with a shovel
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How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?
One more.
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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Apparently not 8
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What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?
Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.
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How many dead babies does it take to confuse a blond woman?
to get to the other side....
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What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?
Stopping it with a shovel!
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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?
I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.
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What's worse than one dead baby nailed to ten trees?
One live baby nailed to ten trees.
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What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree?
The holocaust
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What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?
a quarter pounder with cheese.
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What's worse than 16 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to 16 trees.
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What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?
A dead baby.
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What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?
There's no million dollar car in my garage.
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What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
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What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?
I don't have Ferrari in my garage.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?
A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?
I don't have a mercedes in my garage!
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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.
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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?
I dont have a ferrari in my garage.
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What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?
Miscarriage of Justice
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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person
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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you can throw them.
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What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?
My erection.
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Whats worse than five dead babies in a trash can?
One dead baby in five trash cans
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What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?
Bait.