Depend Jokes
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What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like?
Depends
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What do grandparents smell like?
Depends"
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What's the best time of this month for vampires?
It depends on the girl
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Where do senior citizens often go to the restroom?
Depends.
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What does grandma's crotch smell like?
Depends
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How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Depends on the supply and demand curve
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What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?
Depends...
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How do old people go to the bathroom?
Depends.
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What's the difference between up and down?
It all depends on how you look at it
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What happens when you scare an old lady?
Depends.
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What does it taste like to go down on a senior citizen?
Depends.
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Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?
A: It depends on the age.
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What is the value of Pi?
Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
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Who is faster... Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner?
It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border.
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How much does a plumber make in an hour?
It depends on how much crack he can produce.
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How bad are they?
Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.
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What does a 80 yr old woman taste like?
Depends.
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What does a 90 year old woman taste like?
Depends.
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How long is one minute?
It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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How bad is it to poop your pants?
It Depends
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What's the difference between babies and love?
Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.
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Where do you usually find dogs?
It all depends on where you lose them.
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What do old people smell like?
Depends
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How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?
A: Depends on how many were photographed.
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Who could that be?
It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...
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How many babies can fit in a blender?
Depends how powerful the blender is
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How high can you kick a baby?
It depends. Are you inside or outside?
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What does an 80-year-old person taste like?
Depends.
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How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?
It depends on Deus Voltage
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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?
It depends on how thinly you slice them.
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How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?
Depends what you want it to change into...
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How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy?
It depends on how big his plantation is.
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Hows your incontinence?
Depends."
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Depends on how clumsy you are.
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What does 90 year old Pu$$y taste like?
What does 90 year old Pu$$y taste like? Depends...
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What do older women wear?
Depends
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What do you call a person who wears adult diapers?
Ehh, it depends.
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How do senior citizens handle indoor skydiving?
Depends
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What does it taste like to go down on a little old lady?
Depends
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How would you handle a complaint from a customer?
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
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How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends on which method you try....
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What language do pigs speak?
Depends on which country they're from.
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What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?
Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)
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How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?
depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.
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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
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What's an old woman taste like?
Depends ...
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What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?
Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.
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How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
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How much is a gram?
Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"
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What does an old lady's crotch taste like?
Depends.
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What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?
Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.
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How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Well it depends on what you mean by change.
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What kind of underwear do old people wear?
Depends.
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What does a 80 year old women taste like?
Depends..
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What's the fastest way to heaven?
It depends on the flight delays.
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What does an old woman's qwiffy taste life?
Depends .
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What's the largest organ in the human body?
A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.
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What do old people always keep in their back pocket?
Depends.
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How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?
Depends on the size of the pieces.
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How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
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How many calories does heartache burn?
Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.
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What's the difference between shame and pride?
It depends on where I draw the line.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Depends on how many cops planted it there
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What's a Grecian Urn?
About 2 bucks an hour depending on what the current minimum wage is.
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Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?
Depends on who wrote the script.
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When i go down you know what it tastes like?
Depends...