Enjoy Jokes
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Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology?
Because it was a play on words.
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What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?
Elizabeth.
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Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?
Because it just makes me falafel.
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What pizza topping to Koreans enjoy the most?
Pupperoni
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Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?
in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda
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Whats the difference between Jesus and a whore?
They both moan when you nail them, but only one of them actually enjoys it.
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What do nine out of ten people enjoy?
A gangbang.
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Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?
Because the they have an excuse to buy hose
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What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?
Democracy
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What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?
The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.
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What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?
Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.
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Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?
Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted
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Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?
They love to pump kin.
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How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
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Why do the Dutch enjoy Belgian jokes so much?
They're cheap.
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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?
Because he enjoys living in denial.
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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?
Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.
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How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?
Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.
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Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?
It raises their shellfish steam.
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What do 0/10 little boys enjoy?
Catholic priests
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What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?
You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook
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What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?
A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)
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What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?
Being given head.
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Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?
Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.
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What's white & falls from the sky?
The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.
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Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?
Because Intel Inside.
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What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?
A cannibull
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Why do farts smell so bad?
So the deaf can enjoy them too.
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Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
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What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?
A spider
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What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?
Unemployed
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What do cannibals and politicians have in common?
They both enjoy handshakes.
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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?
Because they always try to mess with his nails.
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What do you call a Messiah that enjoys pain?
A masochrist.
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How many didn't?
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
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Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard?
They both enjoy a good cavity search!
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Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them too.
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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?
Because it's all play.
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Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?
Because they were stale, matey!
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What do a chick and KFC have in common?
Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.
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Why do adrenaline junkies enjoy camping?
Because it is in tents
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How do Hawaiians subtly enjoy a bad joke?
with a low "ha"
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Why did God make farts smell?
So that deaf people could enjoy them too.
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Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?
A spider!
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What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?
Putine...
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What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?
Mabul cake.
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Why do farts stink?
So the deaf can enjoy them too.
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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?
I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.
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Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?
He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.
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Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?
Because she nailed that Solo.
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What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?
Enjoy the silence.
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What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?
A Jolly Rancher.
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Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?
They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.
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What do you do to relax?
I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.
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Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?
Because it's a Finnish hymn.
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When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?
During PRIME time!
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When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?
Ten-ish.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
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How did you get those horrible burns?
flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.
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How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?
He isn't very App-y
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What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?
A nice tight seal
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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?
French Flies!
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What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?
rated movies.
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What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?
He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.
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Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?
Guilty
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Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes?
They have a good sense of aqueous humor.
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Why did the knife quit?
It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip
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Why was the ink happy?
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
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Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?
He could really get into the vaultz.