Escape Jokes
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Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?
Because they had no bars on their cells!
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What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?
A small medium at large.
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What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?
Small medium at large.
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How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?
it was repossessed
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What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?
Run! escape!
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What do you call an Jihadi Terrorist who just escaped prison?
a free radical..
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How did "El Chapo" escape prison?
Joaquin.
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What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?
GOTTA CATCH JAMAL
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What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
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Why can't you escape the angry forest?
Because there are mad trees.
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How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?
Tigers have stripes.
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How is your day going?
G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.
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Why did did the convicts escape?
Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.
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What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?
They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.
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What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?
My zipper.
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Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?
Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.
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What is Apple users favorite movie?
No Escape
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How will you escape?
Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination
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Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?
Because it was a sewer side mission!
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Why is turkey happy?
It just escaped from a coop.
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How the hell did he escaped?
Guard : He went through the entrance.
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How did Godzilla escape the trains?
He threw them off their tracks.
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What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
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What is one thing Harry Houdini can't escape from?
Stomach punches
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How did I escape Iraq?
Iran
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How did the hairdresser escape?
John Frieda.
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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?
Turn off all the lights.
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How did blind slaves escape the South?
The Underground Braille-road
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How did the Nucleus escape from prison?
through the cell wall.
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What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea
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How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?
A Lot.
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Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?
Because they had no bars on their cells!
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How did the hipster narco escape from prison?
By going underground
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How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?
X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.
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How do you escape a fascist authoritarian regime?
By getting aboard (a) voat
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Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?
He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.