Field Jokes
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Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?
Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.
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What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?
A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !
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Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?
Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.
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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?
They are out standing in the field
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Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer?
Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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How do you compliment a scarecrow?
Tell him he's outstanding in his field!
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What's another term for a prodigal farmer?
Someone who is outstanding in his field.
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How do you define a farmer?
Someone that's outstanding in their field.
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What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?
He's outstanding in his field
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What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?
amaized.
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What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?
If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.
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What happened to the magical tractor?
It turned into a field
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What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?
None, both are collect in a field.
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What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?
An archerd.
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field
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What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?
Women should be first.
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What do you call a farmer who's excellent at what he does?
Outstanding in his field
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What is the definition of a good farmer?
A man outstanding in his field.
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What is the definition of a farmer?
Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy
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What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?
My erection.
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What do you call a green cow in a field?
Invisibull.
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Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?
Because they are out standing in their field.
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Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?
Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.
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What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?
A man who is outstanding in his field.
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Why did the cow get a job at Google?
Because she was out standing in her field.
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What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?
Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.
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What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?
Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)
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Why are farmers the best at what they do?
They are out standing in their field.
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What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?
My erection.
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What is the definition of a farmer!?
Someone who is out-standing in his field!
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What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?
Stop fallowing me!
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What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?
Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!
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Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?
Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.
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What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?
ence
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How do you catch a rabbit?
You hide in a field and make carrot noises.
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How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?
None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.
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What do you call a really extraordinary farmer?
A man outstanding in his field.
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What's the worst thing about a September harvest?
Finding a plane in your field.
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Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?
He was outstanding in his field.
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What has ears but cannot hear?
A field of corn.
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Why did the scare crow win the award?
He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.
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Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?
Because he was always out standing in his field.
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Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?
Because they rain supreme.
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How do you tell a good farmer?
He's outstanding in his field
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Why did the scare crow get a raise?
Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.
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What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?
A farmer
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What do you call an empty field?
The french army at the beginning of a war!
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Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?
The players all drowned in spring training.
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How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
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Why was the corn farmer paranoid?
Because the field has ears.
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Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?
Your erection....
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How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?
Very Satisfying.
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What did the field say to the farmer?
Plow Me!
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Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job?
Because he was outstanding in his field
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Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
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Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?
Because they can get their whole grains.
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Why are cows so famous?
Because they're out-standing in their field.
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Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?
Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!
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How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?
He's out standing in his field
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Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?
Because he was out standing in his field.
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What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
A babooooom!
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How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?
He was *out standing* in his field.
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Why The Scarecrow Won The Nobel Prize?
Because he was outstanding in his field!!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?
It was out standing in its field!