Fill Jokes
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Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?
Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.
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Why is eastern europe filled with strippers?
Because they like Poles.
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How are the Buffalo Bills like Billy Graham?
Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "
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Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?
A pitcher filled with margaritas!
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What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies?
Nickelback
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Why do Catholics drink?
because they're filled with the Holy Spirit
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Who's there ! Cargo ! Cargo who ?
Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !
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Whats the difference between congress and parliament?
Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.
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What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?
They're both filled with nuts
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What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?
pop culture
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Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?
Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.
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Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?
So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.
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How much Viagra do you have to give a computer to turn its software into hardware?
Just enough to completely fill up the floppy diks drive.
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How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?
Strawberry filled forever.
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Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?
A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.
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Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?
Rhinos R Us
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Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?
Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.
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What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?
About 100 French people right now
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?
The bucket
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What is John Lennon's favourite donut?
Strawberry Filled forever!
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What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?
Amandeep trouble.
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What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?
A fish tank !
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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten-ants
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Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?
The screens keep on filling up with white-out.
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What do you call a space pub filled with white chicks?
The Mos Eisley can't even.
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What's black and fills out welfare forms?
A pen, you jerk.
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Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?
Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud
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What do you get if you fill a suburb full of Mermen?
Prawn crackers.
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What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back
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How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?
One more.
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What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?
Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.
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Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?
Deputin
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What do Nascar and a Kinko's dumpster have in common?
They're both filled with white trash. -&y
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Why is there no 'Hot girls' guide to getting laid'?
My phone number won't fill up an entire book.
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How about a month filled with stress and obligation?
Pitch for December
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What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?
One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.
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What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?
You fill them up and toss them out the door!
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How do you know when you're turning 40?
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
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What do a coffin and a condom have in common?
A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.
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How do you trap an elephant?
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
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Why did the pie go to the dentist?
It needed a filling.
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Why did the fallen child cross the road?
Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.
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What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?
They're both filled with Royal Jelly.
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How do you double the price of a Fiat?
Fill the tank
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Why did (do?
cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.
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Why are men the best chefs?
Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.
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Why did the donut go to the dentist?
To get a filling!
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What did the tooth say to the dentist?
Fill 'er up!"
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Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?
Fill in the blank or answer the question.
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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?
Ten ants !
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How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?
Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.
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How do make a Kia twice as valuable?
Fill up the tank
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What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?
A Kylo Ren Book
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?
Thar's gold in them thar fills."
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Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?
Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.
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How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?
Ten-ants
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What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?
They are both in bread.
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What kind of engine did you put in it?
cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.
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What's the difference between Walmart and India?
Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.
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Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?
Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh
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Why does everyone call you "Gross Gary"?
Gary: filling a canteen with hotdog water Nobody calls me that.
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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?
Ten ants (Tenants)
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Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?
Because he wanted just ice.