Fill Jokes

  • Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

    Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

  • Why is eastern europe filled with strippers?

    Because they like Poles.

  • How are the Buffalo Bills like Billy Graham?

    Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "

  • Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

    A pitcher filled with margaritas!

  • What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies?


  • Why do Catholics drink?

    because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

  • Who's there ! Cargo ! Cargo who ?

    Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !

  • Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

    Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

  • What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

    They're both filled with nuts

  • What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

    pop culture

  • Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

    Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

  • Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

    So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

  • How much Viagra do you have to give a computer to turn its software into hardware?

    Just enough to completely fill up the floppy diks drive.

  • How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

    Strawberry filled forever.

  • Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

    A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

  • Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

    Rhinos R Us

  • Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

    Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

  • What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

    About 100 French people right now

  • What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

    The bucket

  • What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

    Strawberry Filled forever!

  • What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

    Amandeep trouble.

  • What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

    A fish tank !

  • How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?


  • Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

    The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

  • What do you call a space pub filled with white chicks?

    The Mos Eisley can't even.

  • What's black and fills out welfare forms?

    A pen, you jerk.

  • Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

    Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

  • What do you get if you fill a suburb full of Mermen?

    Prawn crackers.

  • What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

    Fill me in when you get back

  • How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

    One more.

  • What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

    Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

  • Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?


  • What do Nascar and a Kinko's dumpster have in common?

    They're both filled with white trash. -&y

  • Why is there no 'Hot girls' guide to getting laid'?

    My phone number won't fill up an entire book.

  • How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

    Pitch for December

  • What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

    One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

  • What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

    You fill them up and toss them out the door!

  • How do you know when you're turning 40?

    When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

  • What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

    A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

  • How do you trap an elephant?

    You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

  • Why did the pie go to the dentist?

    It needed a filling.

  • Why did the fallen child cross the road?

    Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

  • What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?

    They're both filled with Royal Jelly.

  • How do you double the price of a Fiat?

    Fill the tank

  • Why did (do?

    cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

  • Why are men the best chefs?

    Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

  • Why did the donut go to the dentist?

    To get a filling!

  • What did the tooth say to the dentist?

    Fill 'er up!"

  • Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

    Fill in the blank or answer the question.

  • How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?

    Ten ants !

  • How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

    Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

  • How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

    Fill up the tank

  • What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

    A Kylo Ren Book

  • What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

    Thar's gold in them thar fills."

  • Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

    Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

  • How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?


  • What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

    They are both in bread.

  • What kind of engine did you put in it?

    cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

  • What's the difference between Walmart and India?

    Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

  • Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

    Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh

  • Why does everyone call you "Gross Gary"?

    Gary: filling a canteen with hotdog water Nobody calls me that.

  • How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

    Ten ants (Tenants)

  • Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

    Because he wanted just ice.