Game Jokes

  • What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

    Billiards and Billiards

  • What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

    Toucan play at that game!

  • What kind of game are Americans worst at?

    Tower defense.

  • When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

    Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

  • What game do lesbians like to play?

    Clash of Clams

  • How is prison like quidditch?

    The game ends when they catch the snitch

  • Why was the Bears-Packers tie called off?

    Only one side was game

  • What are you watching tonight?

    The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

  • What's the different between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

    Twitter has a character limit

  • Why don't cows play poker?

    Because it's a high steaks game

  • What game do tornadoes like to play?


  • What animal is always at a game of cricket?

    A bat.

  • How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

    Don't worry, they'll tell you.

  • Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

    Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

  • What do 'Game of Thrones' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common?

    Icy dead people

  • Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

    Because 0 1 2

  • Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

    Because he always shoots the black one first.

  • What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common?

    All men must die.

  • Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

    They needed more downs.

  • Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

    Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )

  • Why don't Germans play games with new players?

    Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

  • How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

    She goes to the bathroom.

  • What game do little cows like to play?


  • What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

    Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

  • What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

    An Atari 2600 has more game. :)

  • What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?


  • How is Game of Thrones going to end?

    With fade out and to credits.

  • What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

    Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

  • What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

    Marco Polio

  • What game is in Schrodinger's Xbox?

    Dead or Alive

  • What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

    Toucan play at that game

  • What do you call a joke that has been internet obsolete for a while?

    The Game.

  • What game do reindeer play in their stalls?


  • Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

    Because other stores are too mainSteam.

  • Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

    Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

  • How do you make a 90's kid mad?

    The game.

  • What do you call a gaming double entendre?

    A Ninutendo

  • Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

    It was a cup draw !

  • What game do you play with a gospel choir?

    Where's Whitey

  • What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

    It's stale, mate."

  • How about a game?

    You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP ). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.

  • What's a terrorist's favorite type of game?

    An RPG

  • What game show do pickles play?

    Dill or No Dill

  • What does Game of Thrones have in common with The Sixth Sense?

    Icy Dead People

  • How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

    There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

  • What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

    Caps and robbers

  • Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

    The Bannisters

  • What game do monsters play with humans?


  • Which is the quickest way to make someone lose?

    The game.

  • What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

    The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

  • What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?


  • How does an ugly guy get the girl?

    All he needs is game

  • What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

    Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

  • Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

    Twitter only allows 160 characters

  • What did one bird say to the other bird?

    toucan play at this game.

  • Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

    They were ravin' with Raven.

  • How come the stadium got hot after the game?

    Because all of the fans left.

  • How do you organise games in Pompeii?

    Make aedile.

  • What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

    With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

  • Why did Bill Gates &?

    Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

  • What game do old black people play?


  • What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

    Well plaid.

  • What do you call a girl gamer that always pirates her games??

    A crack whore.

  • What game does a black dad and son play forever?

    Hide n' seek

  • What game do they choose?

    They chose "Sorry!".

  • What do you call a guy who's into beastiality?

    Someone who really gets his head into the game.

  • Who's the worst villain in more games than any other?


  • What position do u play?

    ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

  • What game do you play with a wombat?


  • What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

    A Game of Crohn's.

  • What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

    Don't Break the Ice

  • Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey?

    The games take 3 months to play!

  • What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

    During a game of charades

  • How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

    A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!

  • Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

    Because then, it would be called Solved.

  • What game do enemy naval officers play in the sauna?


  • What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

    Game, *Set,* and match.

  • What is it called when you get sick from gaming on the internet?


  • Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones?

    Because he has a LED-TV.

  • What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

    The last one out is meant to get the Wights

  • What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

    Cheers, mate.

  • What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

    I'm game.

  • How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

    He used a Luigi Board.

  • Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

    I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

  • What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?


  • What is something we all lost?

    The Game

  • What do you call a game of basketball between two Mexicans?

    Juan on Juan.

  • What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

    Twitter only allows 140 characters.

  • What game are you watching?

    I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

  • Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

    A: Catch.

  • What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

    Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

  • Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

    He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

  • How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

    The Game

  • What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

    You get Halo-tosis. :-/

  • Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

    Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

  • What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

    Sorry it was a freak hic!

  • What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

    They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

  • Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

    He was a cheetah.

  • What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership?


  • Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

    Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

  • Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

    Because all the fans left

  • What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

    One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

  • What brings you here?

    14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

  • Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

    Because he spiked his drink

  • What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

    Secret Satan.

  • Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

    Because then they'd be two tired

  • What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

    Truth or Darren Wilson.

  • What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

    Johnny Braavos

  • What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?


  • What do kings call musical chairs?

    A game of thrones.

  • What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

    Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

  • Why are hamburgers essential to football?

    Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

  • What's so lame about a duck President?

    Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

  • What aspect of the game do women soccer players like most?

    Getting that good D

  • What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

    Simon 16

  • When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

    The Wii hours of the morning.

  • What game should you play to get your mother's attention?