Good Thing Jokes
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Why do bad things happen to good people?
To even out the good things that happen to bad people.
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What's the best thing about twenty eight year olds?
There's twenty of them.
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What's the best thing about being a meth addict?
Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!
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What's the best thing about twenty three year old's?
They're of age.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=lZg3-Y1QIc4)
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What's the best thing about ISIS jokes?
The execution
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What's the best thing to have in a hairy situation?
A razor.
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What's the best thing about turning 65?
No more calls from insurance salesmen.
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What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?
Netflix and Jill
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What's the best thing about 21 year olds in bed?
There's 21 of them
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What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease?
That you get to meet new people everyday!
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What is the best thing about liquid soap?
It takes longer to pick up.
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What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's?
There is twenty of them.
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What's the best thing about North Korea?
The traffic.
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What's the best thing about being a meth head?
1 sleep until Christmas.
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What's the best thing about elevator jokes?
They work on so many levels.
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What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?
You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.
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Whats the best thing about duct tape?
It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM
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Whats the best thing on the menu?
Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*
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What's the best thing about having insomnia?
Only one nights sleep til Christmas!
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What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?
It doesn't matter where you drop them off.
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What is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The number of the car that hit you.
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What's the best thing about punching twenty one years olds?
There's twenty of them.
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What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.
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What is the best thing to wear with a Michel Jackson jacket?
Your Billie Jeans
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What's the best thing to say if a pizzaman does an AMA?
OP delivers.
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When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?
When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.
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What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?
You'll never forget her name.
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What's the best thing about portugal?
You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!
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What's a good thing about a novelist conman?
He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.
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Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?
It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.
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What is the best thing you can put in a pie?
Your teeth!
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What is the best thing about duct tape?
It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.
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What's the best thing about Bruce Jenner?
removed
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What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?
Not being from Detroit.
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What's the best thing about Sweden?
I can't pick, but their flag is a huge plus.
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Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?
Only one more sleep until Christmas!
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What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses?
Edam...
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What's the best thing about deadly snakes ?
They've got poisonality !
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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds?
There's twenty of them.
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What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?
You get to meet new people everyday.
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What's the best thing about elevator jokes?
They work on so many levels
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What is the best thing about 25 year olds?
They generally have a college degree and are hard workers.
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What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?
You don't have to bring the flowers.
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What's the best thing about the US economy being so bad?
No telemarketers.
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What's the best thing about twenty-two year olds?
There's twenty of them. It's better said then written.
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What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?
Well, the flag's a big plus
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What's the best thing about banging 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny
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What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?
Well, the cross was a big plus
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What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?
The safety.
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When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?
When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.
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What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?
You meet new people every day.
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What's the best thing about bee's?
It's knees.
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.
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What's the best thing about being black?
Not having to listen to awful dad jokes.
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What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?
There are twenty of them.
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What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?
A: Highway 55.
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What's the best thing to put into a pizza?
Your teeth.
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What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?
It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.
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What's the best thing about 23 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
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What's the best thing about dating a homeless chick?
You can drop her off anywhere!
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What is the best thing about gaffer tape ?
It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"
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Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?
They never expect a ring
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What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds?
There's 20 of them
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What's the best thing a midget can catch?
Air.
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What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?
The get all you '90s references.
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Whats the best thing about doing twenty four year olds?
Theres twenty four of them.
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What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds?
There's 20 of them
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What's the best thing about AIDS?
You're always positive
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What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?
Nobody takes him for granite.
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What's the best thing to do with a thimble?
Bang it with a drum-thtick!
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What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?
Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.
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What's the best thing about alzheimers?
You're always meeting new people.
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What's the best things about Anti-Jokes?
They have a large following!
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What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?
When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.
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What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?
There's never a line for the bathroom.
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What's the best thing about an Ethiopian?
They'll always swallow
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What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?
You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.
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What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?
Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.
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What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?
You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.
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What's the best thing about kids?
Making them!!!
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What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?
A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.
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What's the best thing about a dead baby?
The aftertaste.
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Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?
Katy Perry
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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?
Your teeth !
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What is the best thing about twenty six year olds?
There are twenty of them
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What's the best thing from New York City?
The train to Boston
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What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
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What's the best thing about dark humor?
People don't take it lightly.