Good Way Jokes
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What's the best way for an American to lose weight?
Gamble in British currency.
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What's the best way?
I said "A big knife" She laughed and said "You're funny" I said "wise choice"
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What is the best way to cut a mango?
With a knife!
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What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?
With a track-tor!
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What's the best way to start an underwear presentation?
Start with a brief introduction.
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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
A. Put the remote control between his toes.
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What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him
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What is the best way to get over a guy/girl?
Truck.
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What's the best way to wipe a computer server?
A cloth.
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What's the best way to milk a sheep?
Ask Apple.
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What's the best way to get home from school?
Don't go to school.
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What's the best way to dispose of bodies?
Put the ashes in the donuts.
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What's the best way to knock out a dog?
with a woofie.
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What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?
Hire a cunning linguist.
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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?
Just be *honest* with it man...
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What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?
On the front page of reddit.
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What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?
by losing a billion dollars in business.
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What is the best way to watch the "Saw" films?
In bits and pieces.
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What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?
Wohahaha! That was funny! XD
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What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?
A: 9.81 m/s2
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What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?
Take the psychopath!!
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What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
By hare (air) mail.
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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?
To flick through it as fast as possible.
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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?
Cold turkey.
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What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?
Give him the sheet music.
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What is the best way to get to Paradise?
A. Turn right and go straight.
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What is the best way to break a shield apart?
Seth Rollins with a chair
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What's the best way to find out if you have ticklish balls?
Test Tickles
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What's the best way to make pants last?
Make the jacket first.
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What's the best way to get to the front page?
Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!
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What's the best way to pick up a woman?
Like a sixpack
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What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?
Cancer
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What's the best way to save on toilet paper?
Slow your roll.
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What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?
Word of mouse.
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What's the best way to catch a fish?
Have someone throw it at you.
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What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?
Use your test tickles
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What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?
Moonwalking
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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?
Don't bite any witches !
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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
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What's the best way to carve wood?
Whittle by whittle.
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What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?
Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.
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What's the best way to prepare baby food?
Shake'n bake.
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What is the best way to pick up American girls?
With a crane.
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What's the best way to make friends?
tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."
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What is the best way to lose money?
A: Lend it to Greece.
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What is the best way to talk to a vampire?
By long distance.
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What's the best way to stop a German train?
them nicely.
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What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?
Non-habit forming
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What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?
Get married on his birthday.
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What's the best way to ward off ghosts?
To which I replied: "a camera."
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What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?
Cancer
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What's the best way to cross the border?
In the trunk of a car.
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Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?
Bet on it.
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What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?
Getting diagnosed with cancer.
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What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity?
ON AN OPPORTUNITY
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What's the best way to wrap up 2016?
Debbie Reynolds Wrap.
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What's the best way to get the aristocracy out of France?
A chopper
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What is the best way to hunt bear?
With your clothes off
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What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?
Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
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Whats the best way to get over a girl?
Get under another one
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What's the best way to lose some pounds?
Leave the EU.
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What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency?
Life insurance policies.
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What's the best way to make an egg roll?
You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...
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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
A: Leave it in the cow.
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What's the best way to fix a horse race?
Evolution.
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What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?
On television !
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What's the best way to get a youthful figure?
ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.
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What's the best way to keep water from running?
Don't pay the water bill.
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What's the best way to sum up the 90's?
90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945
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What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish?
Give them a "test tickle."
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Whats the best way to castrate a priest?
Kick the alter boy in the chin
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What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life?
Selfless
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What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?
Body centered cubic
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What's the best way to see yesterday's front page ?
9GAG
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What's the best way to search a linen store?
Undercover.
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What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?
Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane
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What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?
Wohahaha! That was funny! XD
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What the best way to cut down a tree?
A Suhhh Dude
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What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?
A: From a long ways away.
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What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer...
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What's the best way to bring out your inner child?
A coat hanger
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What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?
Run over an Italian.
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What is the best way to stop a politician?
A really strong gust of wind.
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What's the best way to hunt for deer?
Driving at midnight.
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What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?
IM Groot.
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What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?
Kick em.
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What's the best way to cheer on an electrician?
You con-du-it!!!
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What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?
Heir mail