Greek Jokes

  • What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled?

    Stop those damn Thebes!"

  • How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

    With a crowbar.

  • What's the motto of the Greek army?

    Never leave your buddy's behind.

  • What do you call a Greek philosopher who plays hard to get?

    A socra-tease Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week

  • What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

    your boat, gently down the stream...

  • How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ?

    With a Crowbar!!!!!

  • Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

    A: He was not being reared right!

  • What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

    Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

  • Why is yogurt always in debt?

    Because it's Greek.

  • What do you call a stabilizing greek?

    A.... GYROScope

  • What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?


  • What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

    It was all a myth-take!

  • What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

    A coin to scratch it with.

  • When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?


  • What do you call a Greek guy walking down the stairs?


  • What a greek says as he get his paycheck?

    Danke Shn.

  • Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

    Because they don't like Turkey

  • What does a greek say when gets his salary?


  • What do Greeks call someone when the most common consonant in their name is R?

    A rho-man

  • What sound does a Greek gun make?


  • How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

    With a crowbar

  • How do you separate Greek men from Greek boys?

    With a crowbar.

  • What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

    He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

  • What do you call a routed Greek army?

    A Failanx

  • Why'd you call me Aphrodite?

    After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"

  • What do you call a Greek arsonist?


  • Which Greek God loved to collect animals?


  • How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

    A crowbar.

  • Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

    They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

  • What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

    At las!

  • What do Greeks use to listen to music?


  • What do you call a Greek with a spanking fetish?


  • What's a Greek's favorite color of sky?

    Golden Dawn

  • Where do the Greek X-men sleep when camping?


  • Why should you date a Greek woman?

    They don't like pulling out.

  • What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet?


  • What greek letter is always sad?


  • What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

    A gyroscope.

  • How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

    Because it's whey strained.

  • What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard?

    Tips fedora "M'dea."

  • Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?


  • What do you call a Greek skydiver?


  • Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

    A: So they know where to stop shaving.

  • Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

    They don't want to leave their brothers behind

  • Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

    Because they took Pita on them

  • What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills?

    A Greek.

  • What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

    There goes my gyroooo

  • How many Greeks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    One, ......A Greek will screw anything!

  • What do you call a Greek Magician?

    Abra Kebabra

  • Why do Greeks like fried foods?

    Because they're greasy

  • What do you call a Greek stripper?


  • What do you call it when a Greek handicap falls over?

    Olympus has fallen.

  • How do the greek separate the men from the boys?

    With a crow bar.

  • Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

    They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

  • What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

    A Greek never pays his debts.

  • What do Greek soccer players wear?

    Soccer tee's

  • Why are the Greeks so in debt?

    They demand credit for everything

  • What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

    hey zeus!"

  • What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

    There goes my gyro

  • What do Greek teenagers say?

    Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

  • Which Greek Philosopher was the easiest to manipulate?


  • Why did the greek philosopher break in two?

    He was made out of Plato

  • How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

    With a crowbar.

  • What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

    People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

  • What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

    Danke schon.

  • Why is there such a big contrast between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?

    Because they're different cultures.

  • Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero?


  • Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

    Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

  • What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

    Euripides, Eumenides

  • What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer?

    One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.