Group Jokes
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What do you call a group of alcoholics with the same name?
Alcoholics synonymous.
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What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?
A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!
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What do you call a group of racist mathematicians?
The K
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How do cows move in groups?
Si-MOO-taniously
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What do you call a group of sorority girls?
A whorde.
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Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
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What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?
In Sink!
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What do you call a group of scientologist almonds?
Nuts.
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What do you call a group of brain surgeons?
A neural network.
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What do you do when attacked by a group if clowns?
Go for the juggler.
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What do you call a group of crows?
The end of season 5.
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What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?
a force of habit
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What do you call a group of dogs?
a PAW-se
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Which group of people are the best at jazz?
The Saxons!
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What do you call a group of ears?
A heard
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What do you call a group of Beavers?
A hens nights
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What do you call a group of lesbians from Pittsburgh?
Lesbiyinz.
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What do you call a group of people from Portugal?
Portugeese
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What do you call a group of nit picky redditors?
A headache.
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What do you call a group of hoes in a bathroom?
r/showerthoughts
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Why do girls generally go to the bathroom in groups?
Cause they're a bunch of pussies.
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What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?
Doctors without boarders.
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What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together?
Batman.
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Why do groups of cows not like new music releases?
Because they've herd it all before
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What do you do if you're Fighting a group of circus performers?
Go for the juggler
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What do you call a group of Ocelot?
An Awful-lot.
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What do you call a group of squid?
A squad
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What do you call a group of blind German kids?
Not-sees
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What do you call a group of twelve, angry, well-endowed men?
A hung jury.
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What's the difference between a group of midget engineers and a women's track team?
One is a group of cunning runts...
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What do you do when you're attacked by a group of clowns?
Go for the juggler
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What do you call a group of black criminals?
A "protest" apparently.
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What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?
The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .
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How can you attract a group of like minded friends?
This clique bait will shock you!
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What do you call a group of bankers?
A Wunch
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What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?
The latter is a group of cunning runts.
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What do you call a group of euphorics?
A fedoration.
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What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?
One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.
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What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?
Slow Children At Play
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What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?
a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke
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What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?
A solar panel.
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What do you call a group of goose haunting you?
A poltergeest
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What is a group of hooligans acting like they are Vietnamese called?
Gang, 'Nam Style.
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What do you call a group of spoiled children?
The government
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What do you call a group of religious oranges?
Jehovah's citruses.
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What do you call a group of confused Spanish speaking racists?
The Qu Qu Qu?
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What do you call a group of kids?
a migraine
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What's the difference between Reddit and 4chan?
One is a group of immature internet trolls....and the other thinks it isn't.
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What is a group of endermen called?
A basketball team
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What do you call a group of pigs?
A precinct.
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Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?
Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll
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What do you call a group of babies?
an Infantry
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What do you call a group of very traditional orthopedic surgeons?
Orthodocs
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What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?
A Receding hairline
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What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?
A receding hare line!
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What do you call a group of poor homeless people that show up to a party?
Party paupers
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What is the name for a group of Bankers?
A WUNCH.
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What's the difference between a group of midget spies and a women's track team?
One is a cunning group of runts.
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Why do teen girls travel in groups of three?
Because they literally can't even.
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Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
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What do you call a group of people who hate Mexicans?
Que Que Que
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What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys?
Coach.
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What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?
They're sensitive to everything
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What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?
One's a group of cunning runts...
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What do you call a group of dead, visually impaired people?
Horizontal blinds.
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What do you call a group of people from Idaho?
Deydahoes.
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What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?
Birds of Pray
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What do you call a group that keeps getting bigger?
A crew.
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What do you call a group of yogurt loving boat enthusiast?
A Yacult...
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What do you call a group of whales playing music together?
An Orcastra
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What do you call a group of environmentalists in jail?
Collared Greens'
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What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle?
A Finnish line.
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What group would an obese racist join?
The cake-cake-cake.
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What do you call a group of invading pirates?
An **Arrr**my
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What do you call a group of Combi's?
A Combi nation!
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What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?
Tenants
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How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?
Oh look, they're done.
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What do you call a group of Lexus cars?
A fortune!
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What do you call a group of people who share bathroom facilities?
A: party poopers
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What do you call a group of students?
A school.
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What do you call a group of Mexican racists?
The Que Que Que!
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What do you call a group of cars ?
A clutch !
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What do you call a group of Mexicans doing work?
Manuel labour.
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Why do girls always walk in groups of odd numbers?
Because they can't even...
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Why do white girls always walk around in groups of 3?
Because they can't even!
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What do you call a group of JD Salingers?
A Humble Hindi Bundle.
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What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?
ginger
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What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?
A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.
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How do you keep a group of women from talking?
Ask the oldest one to speak first.
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How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?
A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
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What do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed?
Baked beans
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What do you call a group of dead geologists?
Mineral Spirits
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What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?
High Seas Dead People
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What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?
Geek Squad
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What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?
A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)
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What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?
The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.
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What do you call a group of 8 rabbits?
A) Rabbyte!
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What do you call a group of elephants?
A pack o'derms
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What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?
The lift attendants have jobs.
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Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?
Too many walkers.
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What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?
Super Barrio Mothers
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What did the group of young deer do with the broken jukebox ?
They fixed it because their the fawns
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What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?
A basketball team.
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How do you choose a stupid policeman from a group of policemen?
At random.
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What do you call a group of eight cowards?
Octopussies.
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What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team?
One is a group of cunning runts.
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What do you call a group of militant feminists?
A Militia Etheridge
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What a group of musical chemists called?
Butane Clan
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Why do white girls always stay in groups of odd numbers?
Because they can't even...
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What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?
A polterheist.
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What do you call a group of elderly virgins?
Dried Cherries
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Why do white girls walk in groups of odd numbers?
Because they literally can't even.
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What do you call a group of trees?
A communitree
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What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?
Kraut funding
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What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other?
A bunch of bi Nanas.
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What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?
We abuse
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What do you call a group of squids?
a *squad*
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Why do teenage girls have groups in odd numbers?
Because they can't even.
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What do you call a group of white people?
A prison
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What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?
A receding hareline.
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What do you call a group of famous people?
Constellation.
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How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?
They combined for 16 paws.
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How do you silence a group of women?
Bring out your camera.
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What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls cross country team?
One is a group of cunning runts.
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What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?
Go into town and gang-audit someone.
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What did the group of unborn babies say when they were hungry?
Fetus.
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What is the difference between a bachelorette party and Cirque du Soleil?
One is a group of cunning stunts.
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How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?
A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.
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What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?
A Curtis-y flush
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What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
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Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?
Half of them are lyin'.
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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?
Flipper coin!
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What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?
A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)
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What do you call a group of disorganized cats?
A cat-tastrophe.
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What is a drill team?
A group of dentists who work together.
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What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?
Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven
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What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?
A school shooting
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What do you call a group of unorganized cats?
A CAT-ASTROPHE!
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What do you call a group of nuns who's into basketball?
Slam NUNk Who's their MVP Stephen Mary
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Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?
One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
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What do you call a group of philosophers?
An argument.
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Why do blonde girls go to the bathroom in groups of three?
Because they can't even
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What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?
a segreGATOR
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What do you call a group of pillaging Huns?
An army of Hun-dread.
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What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
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What do you call a group of Idiots?
Congress
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What's the difference between a group of pigmies and a lesbian track team?
One of them is a bunch of cunning runts
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What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?
The former is a band of cunning runts...
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What's the difference between a group of baboons and our political system?
I don't know.
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What is the term for a group of Canadians?
Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"
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What do you call a group of fundamentalist mathematicians?
Al-Gebra
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What do you call a group of undead police officers?
Zombie Acopalypse
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Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?
A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
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What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?
Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.
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What do you call a group of armpit farters?
A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)
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What do you call a group of girls all named Paige?
A chapter.
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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?
An Orca-stra.
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What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?
Cheez It!
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What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?
Tsunami Warning
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What do you call a group of Spaniards in quicksand?
Bean dip
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What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?
Luters
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What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?
Coop d'etah
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What do you call a group of black people?
Antique farm equipment.
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Why do groups of birds always seem so shady?
cuz they're always flockin' around
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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
Look for gray hares.
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Why do white girls only travel in groups of 3, 5, and 7?
Because they literally can't even.
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What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?
An acappellago
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Why do white girls travel in groups of 3?
Because they can't even
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What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?
She returned home with a red snapper.
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What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?
A bunch of sissies.
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What do you call a group of Amish children?
Amlets. (I'll see myself out)
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What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?
At least one group can grow a beard.
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What do you call a group of retards in a sauna?
Steamed vegetables.
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What do you call a group of guys grocery shopping?
Brocery shopping
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What do you call a group of paralyzed hippies?
Organic Vegetables.
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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.
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What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?
One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C
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What is the collective noun for a group of depressives?
A melancolony
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What do you call a group of Pigeons and Chickens?
A Coo Clucks Clan
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What do you call a group of Chlamydia bacteria?
An applause....
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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?
The first herd shot round the world!
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What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?
A conversation of energy.
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What do you call a group of ravens?
Ray Lewis
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What do you call a group of kangaroos?
A Kangacrew
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What do you call a group of Rhode Islanders?
A traffic accident.
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What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?
HIGH-SIS
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What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?
Goad-diggers.
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What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?
To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.