Juan Jokes
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How many Mexican reposters does it take to make me mad?
Just Juan
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What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?
A Juan-a-be
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What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends?
Another Juan
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What do you call a fight in Mexico?
A Juan on Juan.
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Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?
Because there can only be Juan.
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What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?
Dinner for Juan
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What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?
You're the Juan!
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Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(
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What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?
Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal
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Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?
Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss
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Why Are Mexican &?
Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(
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How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?
Just Juan....
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What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
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What is Juan's favorite book to read?
Tequila Mockingbird
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How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine?
Just Juan and Emmanuel.
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What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?
Another, Juan
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How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?
Juan.
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What does a mexican Highlander say?
THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"
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How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..?
Just Juan.
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What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?
A hole in Juan
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What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?
I'm sorry but I love another Juan.
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How do they count the Mexican immigrants?
They start with Juan
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How did the Mexicans get across the border?
They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.
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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
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How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?
Just Juan.
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What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ?
Making sure that no Juan hears you.
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Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?
Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
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How Do Mexicans Play Basketball?
Juan on Juan.
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What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?
Juan vs. Juan
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How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?
Twenty-Juan
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What does Mexican binary code consist of?
Zeros and Juans.
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Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?
Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)
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What does he say at baptism?
Another Juan
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How many of our friends do you see?
Just Juan.
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Whats a mexicans favorite type basketball?
Juan on Juan
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What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?
A hole in Juan!
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What makes mexican and black jokes so similar?
Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?
Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the hispanic community?
Juan more time!
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What what Juan's twin sister named?
I don't know, Juana guess
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What does a Mexican magician use?
A magic Juan
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How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
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How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?
Just Juan.
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How does a Mexican build a house?
Juan nail at a time.
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How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?
Just Juan
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What does a Mexican Morpheus say?
Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...
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How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?
Carry the Juan
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What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?
Juan and a half
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How many Mexicans does it take to change a Lightbuld?
Only Juan...
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Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?
Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.
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What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?
I Juan to break free"
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Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?
Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it
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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )
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What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?
A hole in Juan
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What's the same about Mexican and Black people?
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)
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What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?
Once you know Juan, you know Jamal
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How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?
You cut *Juan* out.
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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?
So he can be juan with everything.
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What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican?
It's four-twenty Juan!
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What do Mexican and Black people have in common?
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.
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What do Mexicans call a commando?
A Juan man army...
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What is a Juanito?
A little Juan
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What game console do Latinos use most?
XBOX JUAN
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What's the motto of the Mexican army?
An Army of Juan
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How do Mexicans line up?
Juan by Juan
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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just Juan
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Why do they say all minorities look the same?
Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.
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How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?
Juan
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What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?
The Juan who lived.
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How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?
Juan.
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How do you get Mexicans out of your house?
Juan by Jaun
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What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??
Juan.
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What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?
Juan down, a million more to go.