Load Jokes

  • What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

    Throw in a load of laundry.

  • What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

    Pessimist Prime

  • What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

    When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

  • What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

    a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

  • What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

    Well that got a load off my mind.

  • What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

    When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

  • What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

    A towel full of loads

  • What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

    A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

  • What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

    When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

  • What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

    Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

  • What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

    A denom-nom-nominator!

  • What's the difference between a whore and a truck?

    The truck can only take the load from behind where as the whore can take it from anywhere.

  • How do you tell if someone online is American?

    They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

  • What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

    A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

  • Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

    They can lighten your load !

  • Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

    When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

  • How do you keep an idiot with RES busy?

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  • What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

    throw a load of dirty laundry in.

  • What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

    A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

  • What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

    When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

  • What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

    Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

  • What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

    Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

  • What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

    A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

  • What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

    He gives it an F5

  • Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

    The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

  • Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

    The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

  • What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

    The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

  • What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

    The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

  • How do you make a redditor impatient?

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  • Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

    When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

  • What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

    Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

  • What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

    You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

  • What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

    You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

  • What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

    At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

  • What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

    A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

  • What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

    The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

  • How do you get an r/jokes redditor confused?

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  • Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

    To feed her nightmare.

  • Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

    Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

  • When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

    In the Ark-hives.

  • What do you do with spoiled fish food?

    Load it in the chum dumpster.

  • What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

    After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

  • What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

    Praise the Load

  • Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

    After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

  • What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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  • Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

    When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

  • What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

    You break them at the middle and load them from behind

  • How is your mom just like a laundromat?

    For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

  • What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

    The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

  • What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

    Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

  • What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

    When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

  • What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

    I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

  • What did the guy with bad internet get?

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  • What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

    The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

  • What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

    When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

  • Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

    A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

  • How do you keep an idiot busy?

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  • How do you make a computer your best friend?

    You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

  • What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

    People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

  • What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

    At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

  • What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

    If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.