Load Jokes
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What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?
Throw in a load of laundry.
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What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?
Pessimist Prime
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What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?
When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.
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What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?
a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..
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What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?
Well that got a load off my mind.
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What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?
When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after
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What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?
A towel full of loads
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What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
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What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?
When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.
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What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw in a load of laundry, and soap
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What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?
A denom-nom-nominator!
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What's the difference between a whore and a truck?
The truck can only take the load from behind where as the whore can take it from anywhere.
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How do you tell if someone online is American?
They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)
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What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.
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Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?
They can lighten your load !
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Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?
When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)
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How do you keep an idiot with RES busy?
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What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?
throw a load of dirty laundry in.
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What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?
A washing machine only takes one load at a time.
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What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?
When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around
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What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?
Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.
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What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?
Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.
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What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?
A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.
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What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?
He gives it an F5
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Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?
The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"
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Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?
The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!
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What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?
The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.
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What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?
The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.
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How do you make a redditor impatient?
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Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?
When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.
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What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.
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What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward
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What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you
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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?
At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.
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What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?
A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.
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What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?
The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!
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How do you get an r/jokes redditor confused?
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Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?
To feed her nightmare.
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Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?
Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.
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When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?
In the Ark-hives.
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What do you do with spoiled fish food?
Load it in the chum dumpster.
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What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?
After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.
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What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?
Praise the Load
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Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?
After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.
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What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?
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Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?
When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around
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What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?
You break them at the middle and load them from behind
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How is your mom just like a laundromat?
For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.
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What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?
The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back
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What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?
Baby's because you can use a pitchfork
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What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?
When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.
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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?
I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU
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What did the guy with bad internet get?
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What is the difference between a girl and a washer?
The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.
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What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?
When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.
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Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
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How do you keep an idiot busy?
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How do you make a computer your best friend?
You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!
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What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?
People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.
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What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?
At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.
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What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?
If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.