Melon Jokes

  • Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

    Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

  • Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

    Because it cantaloupe.

  • What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

    A Watermelon...

  • Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

    Because they can't elope!

  • What do you have when life gives you melons?

    Dyslexia.

  • What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

    Cantaloupe

  • Why do melons have traditional weddings?

    Because they can't elope!

  • Why didn't the melons get married?

    Because they cantaloupe...

  • Why did the melon have commitment issues?

    Because he cantaloupe

  • Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

    Because they cantaloupe.

  • What kind of melons always have big weddings?

    Cantaloupe.

  • What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

    The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

  • What do you call a watermelon in California?

    A melon

  • What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

    cantaloupe )

  • Why doesn't the melon get married?

    Because it cantaloupe.

  • Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

    They cantaloupe

  • Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

    They cantelope.

  • What did the one melon say to the other melon?

    We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

  • What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

    Cantaloupe.

  • Why did the melon get married in a church?

    Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

  • What should you do when life gives you melons?

    Get tested for dyslexia.

  • Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

    Because they cantaloupe!

  • How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

    Melon-collie !

  • Why couldn't the melons be together?

    Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

  • How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

    Melon D'OH

  • Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

    Because they cantaloupe!

  • Why do melons always have church weddings?

    Because they cantaloupe.

  • What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

    They both cantaloupe.

  • Why do melons always have well planned weddings ?

    They can'telope !

  • Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

    They cantaloupe.

  • Which fruit can never get married?

    Melons, because they can'telope.

  • Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

    Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

  • Why do melons have traditional marriages?

    Because they cantaloupe

  • What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

    Melon and Broccoli!

  • Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

    It was a cantaloupe.

  • Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

    Because they're cantaloupes.

  • Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

    Because they were cant elopes

  • Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

    Because it means they *cantaloupe*

  • What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

    You cant-elope!

  • Why do melons always have big weddings?

    Because they can't elope.

  • Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

    They cantaloupe

  • What do you get if you water a melon?

    a wet melon.

  • Why are melons so lonely?

    Because they cantaloupe

  • What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

    We Can't Alope

  • Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

    He said he can't elope.

  • What do you do if life gives you melons?

    You're dyslexic.

  • Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

    Because they cantaloupe...

  • What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

    Yes! But we cantaloupe.

  • Why don't melons marry on a whim?

    They cantaloupe.

  • Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

    Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

  • Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

    He told her he *can't elope*.

  • Why can't the two melons get married?

    I don't know but they cantaloupe.

  • Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

    Because they just cantaloupe.

  • What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

    Yes but we cantaloupe.

  • Why do melons have fancy weddings?

    Because they cantelope!