Melon Jokes
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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?
Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
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Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?
Because it cantaloupe.
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What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?
A Watermelon...
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Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?
Because they can't elope!
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What do you have when life gives you melons?
Dyslexia.
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What do you call a melon that will be single forever?
Cantaloupe
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Why do melons have traditional weddings?
Because they can't elope!
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Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe...
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Why did the melon have commitment issues?
Because he cantaloupe
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Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?
Because they cantaloupe.
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What kind of melons always have big weddings?
Cantaloupe.
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What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?
The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.
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What do you call a watermelon in California?
A melon
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What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?
cantaloupe )
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Why doesn't the melon get married?
Because it cantaloupe.
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Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?
They cantaloupe
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Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?
They cantelope.
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What did the one melon say to the other melon?
We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.
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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?
Cantaloupe.
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Why did the melon get married in a church?
Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.
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What should you do when life gives you melons?
Get tested for dyslexia.
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Why don't melons ever run away and get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?
Melon-collie !
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Why couldn't the melons be together?
Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.
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How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?
Melon D'OH
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Why did the melons plan a big wedding?
Because they cantaloupe!
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Why do melons always have church weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.
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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?
They both cantaloupe.
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Why do melons always have well planned weddings ?
They can'telope !
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Why do melons always have traditional weddings?
They cantaloupe.
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Which fruit can never get married?
Melons, because they can'telope.
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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?
Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(
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Why do melons have traditional marriages?
Because they cantaloupe
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What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?
Melon and Broccoli!
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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?
It was a cantaloupe.
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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?
Because they're cantaloupes.
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Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?
Because they were cant elopes
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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?
Because it means they *cantaloupe*
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What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?
You cant-elope!
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Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they can't elope.
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Why do melons tend to have large weddings?
They cantaloupe
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What do you get if you water a melon?
a wet melon.
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Why are melons so lonely?
Because they cantaloupe
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What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?
We Can't Alope
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Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?
He said he can't elope.
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What do you do if life gives you melons?
You're dyslexic.
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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?
Because they cantaloupe...
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What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?
Yes! But we cantaloupe.
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Why don't melons marry on a whim?
They cantaloupe.
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Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?
Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.
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Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?
He told her he *can't elope*.
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Why can't the two melons get married?
I don't know but they cantaloupe.
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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?
Because they just cantaloupe.
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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?
Yes but we cantaloupe.
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Why do melons have fancy weddings?
Because they cantelope!